I’ve been studying the fascinating, and sometimes hair-raising phenomena of ghosts for over twenty years. I’ve also read multiple books on the subject, diligently watched shows such as Ghost Hunters, and have even visited supposedly haunted sites. Do you know something? I think I’m the last man in the entire world who hasn’t seen a ghost.
What actually is a ghost? There are so many names associated with this ethereal and elusive denizen of the darkest nights. I’ve heard them called, spirits, phantoms, appearances, specters, ghouls, and visions. I have just two questions. Where the heck are all the ghosts, and why are they all hiding from me? I looked up the definition of a ghost, and it said, “A ghost is the spirit of a deceased person, or animal that can appear in visible form or as a manifestation to the living.”
I just realized that description said animal? All I need right now are animal ghosts. I’m already starting to get a little scared. Does this mean, old lady Thompson’s diabolical feline, Muffin, which made my life miserable for ten years, could come back from the after-life and haunt me?